Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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