Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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