"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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