If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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