Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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