Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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