We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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