Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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