His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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