I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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