so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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