you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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