If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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