come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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