do herpes really smell.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
