My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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