so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
