her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
