i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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