How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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