And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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