capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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