Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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