Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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