got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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