we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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