what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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