wrigley field is MILF paradise
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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