the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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