Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
