he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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