Small penises have feelings too.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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