The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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