Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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