so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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