'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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