That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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