Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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