we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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