there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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