You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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