school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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