I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i was born a porn star she said
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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