He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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