the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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