haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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