so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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