so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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