S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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