Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
