I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Text me some of your sweat
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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