Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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