Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My vagina just recognized that song.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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