He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
