First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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